A young Jamaican father-to-be awakened the village Doctor in the middle of the night saying: "Doc! Doc! Come fast now! Is ma wife man! Her water is broken man! She is about born a child man!" The Doctor came over and told the father "Hold the lamp higher! Hold the lamp higher now!" The father-to-be obliged, & behold, a baby's cry was soon heard.... The father cried out: "Praise the Lord! A boy! I is the proud father of A baby boy man!" The Doctor again told the father, "Hold the lamp higher! Hold the lamp higher now man!". The father again complied, and to be sure, another cry was heard. The father excitedly proclaimed: "Is twins!! I got twins! I is doubly blessed! Glory be to God!" The Doctor instructed, "Hold the lamp higher! Hold the lamp higher now!" Sure enough, a 3rd cry was heard! The father, somewhat subdued, in a nervous tone, muttered, "Oh. Thank Ja Jesus." The Doctor repeated, "Hold the lamp higher!. Hold the lamp higher now man!", & a short while yet a 4th cry was heard. The father said nothing, being lost in deep thought. The Doctor for a 5th time commanded "Hold the lamp higher man! Hold the lamp higher now!" The father then asked; "Doc, me think we off the light now man. You think maybe is the light that attracting' them..."
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Monday, 31 August 2015
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A young Jamaican father-to-be awakened the village Doctor in the middle of the night saying: "Doc! Doc! Come fast now! Is ma wife man! Her water is broken man! She is about born a child man!" The Doctor came over and told the father "Hold the lamp higher! Hold the lamp higher now!" The father-to-be obliged, & behold, a baby's cry was soon heard.... The father cried out: "Praise the Lord! A boy! I is the proud father of A baby boy man!" The Doctor again told the father, "Hold the lamp higher! Hold the lamp higher now man!". The father again complied, and to be sure, another cry was heard. The father excitedly proclaimed: "Is twins!! I got twins! I is doubly blessed! Glory be to God!" The Doctor instructed, "Hold the lamp higher! Hold the lamp higher now!" Sure enough, a 3rd cry was heard! The father, somewhat subdued, in a nervous tone, muttered, "Oh. Thank Ja Jesus." The Doctor repeated, "Hold the lamp higher!. Hold the lamp higher now man!", & a short while yet a 4th cry was heard. The father said nothing, being lost in deep thought. The Doctor for a 5th time commanded "Hold the lamp higher man! Hold the lamp higher now!" The father then asked; "Doc, me think we off the light now man. You think maybe is the light that attracting' them..."
True love as Tyga and Kylie Jenner et loved up last night at the MTV VMAs
True love!
Shocking images from a barbaric Nepalese festival
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Masquerades flog pastors and worshippers at a church service
A Church service was reportedly disrupted by four masquerades who flogged the pastors and the worshipers in Epinmi Akoko area of Ondo state.
Blac Chyna shared a photo of a mystery man grabbing butt
Female students found with expo in there private parts!!!!!
No fewer than six female students, one of
them a final year student of the Department of Library and Information
Science, Delta State University, Abraka, were last Friday caught with
“expo materials” during examination.
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Civil Servants Beg Fayose laying down
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for the mother goat, according to the goat's owner Omar.
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Check Out What Miley Cyrus Wore On The 2015 Video Music Awards
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Balarabe Thinks The Presidency Should build special prisons for corrupt Nigerians
WOW!!! Church Members Chase Pastor Away From Church Yesterday
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Joint Where Teenage Girls Dance Naked Have Been Uncovered In Delta State
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Imo West Senator, Hope Uzodimma Has Refused Forgiving Wife
Bono Turns the world’s richest pop star
Pres. Buhari Fires Back To Ex Ministers
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The dashiki, however, is a more unisex affair. Once a fashion item in the sixties and seventies, it has been given life again in 2015.
Here are some women, including celebrities, who with their swag and attitude are making us crave the daring looks.
Oyegun Says that APC will be fully involved in the subsequent appointments
Gov Fayose As Seen Driving A truck Photos !!!!
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President Muhammadu Buhari, the Igbo Leaders of Thought, ILT, has called
on Ndigbo to remain calm in the face of provocation.
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and as such there was no need to continue with cry of marginalization in
the face of the lopsided appointments.
WOW!!! P-Square Survives Accident Unhurt Today
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along the Lagos Ibadan Expressway. Peter took to Instagram to share the
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Former Pres. Goodluck Jonathan and Diezani Probed over $6.9m campaign money
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A Lagos Waste Managment Authority, LAWMA official
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exercise by a speeding green SUV along Apongbon, Lagos Island. The
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incident and sent the photos in said the woman died right in front of
him. So sad! Killed while diligently doing her work. See the photos below...
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Rotimi Amaechi been welcomed to Port Harcourt today
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Harcourt, Rivers state today August 28th after months of being away from the state and was given a rousing
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Car Thieves Beaten Up In PH
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Photo:Check out Chris Brown another Head Tattoo
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