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Monday 31 August 2015

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A young Jamaican father-to-be awakened the village Doctor in the middle of the night saying: "Doc! Doc! Come fast now! Is ma wife man! Her water is broken man! She is about born a child man!" The Doctor came over and told the father "Hold the lamp higher! Hold the lamp higher now!" The father-to-be obliged, & behold, a baby's cry was soon heard.... The father cried out: "Praise the Lord! A boy! I is the proud father of A baby boy man!" The Doctor again told the father, "Hold the lamp higher! Hold the lamp higher now man!". The father again complied, and to be sure, another cry was heard. The father excitedly proclaimed: "Is twins!! I got twins! I is doubly blessed! Glory be to God!" The Doctor instructed, "Hold the lamp higher! Hold the lamp higher now!" Sure enough, a 3rd cry was heard! The father, somewhat subdued, in a nervous tone, muttered, "Oh. Thank Ja Jesus." The Doctor repeated, "Hold the lamp higher!. Hold the lamp higher now man!", & a short while yet a 4th cry was heard. The father said nothing, being lost in deep thought. The Doctor for a 5th time commanded "Hold the lamp higher man! Hold the lamp higher now!" The father then asked; "Doc, me think we off the light now man. You think maybe is the light that attracting' them..."

True love as Tyga and Kylie Jenner et loved up last night at the MTV VMAs

The 18year old beauty and Tyga were seated together at the MTV VMAs last night...They were seated next to mum Kris Jenner ..
True love!

Shocking images from a barbaric Nepalese festival which sees a live goat ripped apart by villagers' bare hands and teeth have been published, despite uproar from animal rights activists trying to get it banned.
The photographs taken from this year's Deopokhari festival show children looking on as villagers tear at the live baby goat as part of the horrific annual competition.

A Church service was reportedly disrupted by four masquerades who flogged the pastors and the worshipers in Epinmi Akoko area of Ondo state.

The mum of two twin girls looking sensational

Whos your favourite!!!!!!!!

Think your eyebrows are bad? Checkout these horrible eyebrows making waves online as many wonder what they were thinking...
I don't know which is worse..I think the black girl's..See more below..

Women are not supposed to be pastors? Really?

Blac Chyna shared a photo of a mystery man grabbing butt

I'm saying new man because who else would you let grab your butt like that? Still dressed in her outfit to the VMAs, Blac Chyna shared a photo of a mystery man grabbing butt. Looks like she wants us to know she's taken.

Female students found with expo in there private parts!!!!!

No fewer than six female students, one of them a final year student of the Department of Library and Information Science, Delta State University, Abraka, were last Friday caught with “expo materials” during examination.

Tonto Dikeh's husband by Law, Oladunni Churchill paid her bride price traditionally on Saturday the 29th of August 2015..They got married in court earlier and will soon hold their traditional and white wedding PHOTOS BELOW>>>

These photos were posted by the twitter handle of Ekiti state government. It shows some civil servants who were caught coming late to work by Fayose, who paid an unscheduled visit to the state secretariat, begging him to forgive them for coming late.

Check Out The Goat With 6 Legs

A goat in Muzuwerani Kwa Ndomo, Kilishi County, Kenya gave birth to a kid with two fore legs and four hind legs. This is the third delivery for the mother goat, according to the goat's owner Omar. "The goat has given birth twice before to normal twins.

Miley Cyrus who was the host of the 2015 Video Music Awards wore some outrageous outfits at the event. More photos below>>>

35 princes from the 4 ruling houses in Ile-Ife are now jostling for the vacant stool of the Ooni of Ife.
The Giesi Ruling House which claims it is its turn to produce the next traditional ruler for Ile-Ife after the demise of Oba Okunade Sijuwade at the weekend set in motion plans to present qualified persons to the king-makers.

During the time of the former governor of Kaduna State, Alhaji Balarabe Musa, him and most of his colleagues lived a moderate lifestyle life due to the fact that corruption was minimal.

Hell was let loose yesterday, Sunday, August 30, at the United Methodist Church, Oshodi area of Lagos.

A vigilance group in Asaba, Delta state, has uncovered a joint where teenage girls danced naked. The operator of the joint has been arrested.

Imo West Senator, Hope Uzodimma Has Refused Forgiving Wife

Imo West Senator, Hope Uzodimma, has stated that he won't reconcile with his former wife, Augusta, because their marriage has been legally dissolved by the Court and the Catholic Church about 17 years ago. He said a Lagos High Court Ikeja presided over by Justice Bayo Manuwa and the Catholic Canon Tribunal of Orlu Diocese Catholic Church in Imo State where the marriage was initially consummated have dissolved the marriage after irreconcilable issues in 1998.

U2’s Bono has become the world’s richest pop star after raking in nearly £1 billion from his Facebook shares. The Beautiful Day hitmaker bought a 2.3 per cent share in the social media network for £56 million in 2009 with the investment group that he co-founded, Elevation Partners. Today that share is worth a whopping £940 million, according to reports. That means that Bono’s venture has earned him more in the last six years than the whole of his incredible music career.

The presidency has released a statement replying former Ministers who worked in Jonathan's administration. In a statement released this evening, the former ministers had asked the Buhari led govt to be sincere in its fight against corruption and not use it as a tool for political witch hunting. In a statement signed by the Senior Special Assistant to the President on Media and Publicity, Garba Shehu, the presidency said the war against corruption is not a personal one nor a means of political witch hunting and that the fight is not negotiable and does not have friend nor foe.

Former Ministers Request Former Pres. Goodluck Be Let Go Of Accusations

Former ministers under former President Jonathan have released a statement where they asked the Buhari led government to stop attacking the administration of their former boss and give them some credit. In the statement signed by former Minister of National planning Abubakar Suleiman and released today August 30th, the former ministers listed the various achievements during their tenure, stressing that the successes that have been recorded in the present government was as a result of the good foundation they laid. They urged Buhari to press on with the anti-corruption fight, but that the fight must be done in a fair and non-partisan manner, in line with due process, and not as a political witch-hunt.

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Check Out Ladies Looking Cool On The Agbada Attire

In Nigeria, the agbada has traditionally been viewed as a style for men, but these days, much like the English suit, women have co-opted the agbada to make that in-your-face fashion statement at events. The flowing gown has been paired with stilettos and gele for that more feminine look.
The dashiki, however, is a more unisex affair. Once a fashion item in the sixties and seventies, it has been given life again in 2015.
Here are some women, including celebrities, who with their swag and attitude are making us crave the daring looks.

On Thursday, August 27, Pres.Buhari drew the anger of many across the country when the list of his latest appointment was released. The list which contained six new key appointees was criticized as being lopsided. Responding to the widespread outrage and criticisms over the appointment, APC national chairman Chief John Oyegun in an interview with Thisday on Saturday in Abuja said,

Pictured above is Governor Ayo Fayose driving a tipper lorry as he went on inspection of the Channelization Project at Arowa - Darlimore area of Ado Ekiti. Excited residents surrounded his lorry to say hello. More photos below...

The body of a man identified as Christian Isha from Ndubia village, Igbeagu Community in Izzi local government area of Ebonyi State, who was kidnapped a week ago by unknown gunmen, was found with his private part mutilated and face skinned in a swamp in Igbeagbu community in Ebonyi state yesterday August 29th.

A brisk 25-minute walk each day can add seven YEARS to your life.

Tonto Dikeh doesn't just love her man, she is inlove with him. The actress wrote a touching tribute to him.

As reactions continue to pour in over the recent appointments made by President Muhammadu Buhari, the Igbo Leaders of Thought, ILT, has called on Ndigbo to remain calm in the face of provocation. According to the group, “a million Buhari cannot marginalize Ndigbo”, and as such there was no need to continue with cry of marginalization in the face of the lopsided appointments.

The music duo alongside Kaffy's husband (who is their official drummer) & their assistant manager escaped from an accident along the Lagos Ibadan Expressway. Peter took to Instagram to share the details. What he wrote below>>>>

20-year-old Precious Ihemine, a JSS 2 student from Abia State, claims that her boyfriend impregnated and abandoned her.
Ihemine is in police custody in Asaba, Delta State capital, where she is not finding it easy to free herself from police allegations of engaging in baby trafficking, following her arrest at the home of a polyethene packaging materials producer, John Mary Ihezue, who she claims is her employer.

A road accident in Swaziland has killed 38 girls and seriously injured 20 others who were on their way to a traditional ceremony where King Mswati III can choose a new wife, pro-democracy activists reported.
The accident happened on Friday night when their open truck smashed into a car on the road between the tiny kingdom's two main cities, Mbabane and Manzini, en route to the traditional Reed Dance.

The ongoing probe of former Pres Jonathan's administration by President Muhammadu Buhari is to find out the dealings behind the alleged purchase of 3 mobile stages, that cost $6.9m, Presidency source has said.

Former Governor of Rivers State, Gov. Amaechi spoke, yesterday, in Port Harcourt, while addressing loyalists of the All Progressives Congress, APC that he was in the Rivers State capital to quietly attend a church program and will leave same day, adding that he had clear documents pointing at the alleged corruption acts of Governor Wike.

Super Sexy Actress Nazareth Jesse Bako says she loves God fearing men but not poor ones

In an interview with Vanguard, upcoming actress Nazareth Jesse Bako said she is interested in marrying a God fearing man but not a poor God fearing man ...

The lovely Rodriquez family!

LAWMA official dies after been knocked down by a car today... RIP

A Lagos Waste Managment Authority, LAWMA official was knocked down this morning during the Environmental sanitation exercise by a speeding green SUV along Apongbon, Lagos Island. The individual that hit her didn't wait and the LIB reader who witnessed the incident and sent the photos in said the woman died right in front of him. So sad! Killed while diligently doing her work. See the photos below...

Mocheddah shows off her sexy body in a black swimsuit by Andrea Iyamah at her friend's poolside bridal shower today. More photos below...

Former Rivers state governor, Rotimi Amaechi arrived Port Harcourt, Rivers state today August 28th after months of being away from the state and was given a rousing welcome by his political associates and friends. See more photos below...

These two men were caught while trying to steal a Toyota Venza car at FCMB Rumumasi in Port harcourt yesterday August 28th and were attacked by a mob. The car they tried to steal below..

On August 23, 2015, comedian, actor and Wazobia FM OAP, Steve Onu ‘Yaw’ was a year older. Yaw is currently on vacation in London where he held a private dinner last night to celebrate his birthday with his close friends.

2face and Banky W will be leading other Nigerian acts who are set to perform alongside Lauryn Hill on August 30.The excitement over multiple Grammy winner, Lauryn Hill‘s Lagos concert has been taken a notch higher as organisers have confirmed that Nigerian star, 2face Idibia will also be performing at the event.

Nollywood actress, Rukky Sanda is holding the premiere of her new movie, Dark, tonight at the Silverbird Galleria in Lagos. The actress, who celebrated 31st birthday a few days ago, has however decided to go daring for the event.

Olamide Baddo opened up about his life, career and more in a recent interview.
Olamide made it clear that his baby mama is not just a random chic but he’s not sure if he will marry her.

The reigning Premier League champions had a £38 million ($58 million, 52 million euros) bid for Everton defender John Stones rejected, despite the centre-back submitting a transfer request.

Photo:Check out Chris Brown another Head Tattoo

Chris Brown previously shared the photo of a single tattoo on his head that had a female face...maybe Royalty's and then he added a tattoo of a bull beside the face.

A girl of 12 hanged herself after struggling to cope with the death of her mother from breast cancer, an inquest heard.

Isabel Ann Richardson began self-harming after Karina Richardson, 37, passed away in 2010.

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