READ THE FUNNY MESSAGE TO MR PRESIDENT FROM IFA.

The oracle of the indigenous Yoruba religion, Ifa, has sent a special message to President Muhammadu Buhari and the Lagos State Governor, Akinwunmi Ambode.

 The Association of African Traditional Religion of Nigeria (AATREN) revealed this message at its monthly meeting. During the special prayer session held at its recent gathering in Lagos, the president of the organisation, Chief Ifasegun Elegushi revealed that Buhari and Ambode has some sacrifices to make for a peaceful tenure, The Trent reports

NIGERIAN MAN CAUGHT WITH $10M WORTH OF DRUGS

All that glitters...

A Nigerian,  Jackson Igwebuike, could face life imprisonment for allegedly smuggling $10million worth of drugs into Australia inside a gold fish statue.

 Sydney border force officers found 10kg of highly addictive drug hidden inside one of three gold-coloured fish statues destined for a residential address in Kaleen, north of Canberra.

AMAZING AS ROBBERS DUG 15-METRE TUNNEL TO ENTER A BANK IN ONDO.

                             
Crack detectives weekend foiled attempt by some armed robbers to blow up and rob one of the old generation banks in Ondo State by digging an underground tunnel into the premises.
The gang, it was gathered, had dug over 15 meters into the bank premises from the fence which is behind the bank at Alagbaka area where it is located in Akure metropolice.

Vanguard learned that the tunnel was able to contain three persons at a time, while the place from where the hoodlums operated, is isolated from other buildings.
It was gathered that the tunnel would have been dug into the banking hall if it had not been discovered by the detectives.

Nigerian government has made the greatest mistake by the arrest of Nnamdi Kanu.

"Nigerian government this week made the greatest mistake of the century by the arrest of the leader of the Indigenous People of Biafra (IPOB) and director of the Radio Biafra, Nnamdi Kanu.
Nigeria made the mistake of equating Biafra to Nnamdi Kanu. Muhammadu Buhari may have been ill-advised that arresting and unlawfully detaining Nnamdi Kanu will quench the fire of Biafra raging across the world. How mistaken they are.

How can one stop such a raging wave that has ubiquitous structure across the world by arrest of a single man?

A 34 year old man was caught trying to smuggle 108 ATM debit cards out of Nigeria.

                                

Udeh Onuora Pascal was arrested at the Murtala Muhammed International Airport (MMIA),Ikeja, in the process of boarding a Qatar Airline flight to China.

Fifty eight of the ATM cards were issued by First City Monument Bank (FCMB), 23 belong to Stanbic IBTC Bank while Zenith Bank has 19, Fidelity Bank 6 and Diamond Bank 2.

The suspect claimed to be a trader at the Onitsha main market and also a 300 level History and International Relations student at the Nnamdi Azikiwe University, Awka.In his statement ,he admitted that he is not the owner of the ATM cards and he was only asked to take them to China.He said

FRUADULENT COUPLE IN POLICE NET FOR DEFRAUDING BEREAVED FATHER IN ENUGU.

A couple in the coal city has fallen into police net for worsening the trauma of Benjamin Eneje, a
businessman, whose 28-year-old son, Paschal Eneje, was murdered in cold blood, very close to his house, on April 19, 2014, at Nsude, Udi Local Government Area, Enugu State.

TINUBU AND AKANDE MADE IT POSSIBLE FOR ME TO BE THE SGF. SECRETARY TO THE GOVERNMENT OF THE FEDERATION SAYS.

                 
Secretary to the Government of the Federation, SGF, Babachir David Lawal, yesterday, said the National Leader of the All Progressives Congress, APC, Asiwaju Bola Tinubu, and Chief Bisi Akande made it possible for him to emerge as a member of President Muhammadu Buhari’s cabinet.

Speaking at a thanksgiving service in his honour, the SGF said the two leaders of the APC played a prominent in his emergence, saying it is fundamentally important for Nigerians to know that goodness is not restricted to tribe, religion or political party.

MARRIED MAN KILLS HIS PREGNANT GIRLFRIEND, BURIES HER IN A SHALLOW GRAVE IN IMO STATE.

A 39-year-old man, Chamberlin Ojoko from Ezinihitte Mbaise LGA, Imo State, allegedly gave his pregnant girlfriend, Chinonye Ella, 25, a local abortion concoc­tion.

The concoction caused fatal adverse reaction that resulted in her death on July 20, 2015. Like some­one acting out a well-scripted plan, Ojoko was alleged to have calmly gone home to borrow a shovel from his brother, Pastor Sopuruchi and buried the corpse of the deceased girlfriend in a shallow
grave, which he dug at the back of an uncom­pleted building owned by one Dr Maduakolam Ukaegbu, a kinsman.

I Will Expose You El-Rufai Tells Saraki

*El-Rufai, four others to testify at CCT Oct 21

The Federal Government has told the Court of Appeal sitting in Abuja that it now has sufficient evidence to establish that the Senate President, Bukola Saraki, as a public officer, corruptly acquired several assets beyond his legitimate earnings

The prosecutor, Mr. Rotimi Jacobs, SAN, equally told the appellate court that five witnesses lined-up against the Senate President, have all expressed their readiness to appear before the Code of Conduct Tribunal, CCT, on October 21, to testify and tender exhibits against Saraki.

See What This Police Woman Is Doing.

Some police men and women in Nigeria don't take time to understand their job before being deployed to the roads. These people are just embarrassing us. How can you climb on a vehicle to do your job? Lol!

EFCC Confronts Akpabio With Evidence Over Alleged N10b Fraud

Operatives of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, yesterday, grilled former Governor Godswill Akpabio for over seven hours, and confronted him with evidence of alleged financial impropriety while he held sway in Akwa Ibom State.

                      
The interrogation of Akpabio by the agency, it was learnt, made it possible for him to come face-to- face with what was described as major financial transactions, on the second day with operatives,
carried out by his administration, consequent upon which he was asked to provide explanation..

Full Names Of Ministerial Nominees In The Second List

The Senate President,  Bukola Saraki, on Tuesday revealed the names of persons nominated by President Muhammadu Buhari to serve as ministers under his administration.

They are:

Man Caught Smuggling 34 Thousand Dollars Says Its Out Of Poverty.

                 
Ozoh Ikenna was arrested yesterday October 9th at the International Wing of the Murtala Muhammed Air­port, Ikeja, Lagos, by men of the National Drug Law En­forcement Agency (NDLEA) as he tried to smuggle  23 wraps containing 34 thousand dollars out of the country.

DSP Alamieyeseigha Confirmed dead.

Former Bayelsa state governor, Diepreye Alamieyeseigha Confirmed dead. He died of Cardiac arrest today at the University of Port Harcourt Teaching Hospital. He was reported to have gone into a Coma two days ago and was placed on Life support. May his soul rest in peace Amen

MISS HAIRY WOMAN THINKS SHE IS HOT. CHECK HER OUT

Hairy Queen Okafor just shared these new sexy photos on Instagram, and she wants to let all who care to listen know that, truly, she is The Queen of Hair.

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