Lol just enjoy the joke as you sleep!!!!

 
A young Jamaican father-to-be awakened the village Doctor in the middle of the night saying: "Doc! Doc! Come fast now! Is ma wife man! Her water is broken man! She is about born a child man!" The Doctor came over and told the father "Hold the lamp higher! Hold the lamp higher now!" The father-to-be obliged, & behold, a baby's cry was soon heard.... The father cried out: "Praise the Lord! A boy! I is the proud father of A baby boy man!" The Doctor again told the father, "Hold the lamp higher! Hold the lamp higher now man!". The father again complied, and to be sure, another cry was heard. The father excitedly proclaimed: "Is twins!! I got twins! I is doubly blessed! Glory be to God!" The Doctor instructed, "Hold the lamp higher! Hold the lamp higher now!" Sure enough, a 3rd cry was heard! The father, somewhat subdued, in a nervous tone, muttered, "Oh. Thank Ja Jesus." The Doctor repeated, "Hold the lamp higher!. Hold the lamp higher now man!", & a short while yet a 4th cry was heard. The father said nothing, being lost in deep thought. The Doctor for a 5th time commanded "Hold the lamp higher man! Hold the lamp higher now!" The father then asked; "Doc, me think we off the light now man. You think maybe is the light that attracting' them..."

True love as Tyga and Kylie Jenner et loved up last night at the MTV VMAs

 The 18year old beauty and Tyga were seated together at the MTV VMAs last night...They were seated next to mum Kris Jenner ..
True love!

Shocking images from a barbaric Nepalese festival

Shocking images from a barbaric Nepalese festival which sees a live goat ripped apart by villagers' bare hands and teeth have been published, despite uproar from animal rights activists trying to get it banned.
The photographs taken from this year's Deopokhari festival show children looking on as villagers tear at the live baby goat as part of the horrific annual competition.

Masquerades flog pastors and worshippers at a church service

               
A Church service was reportedly disrupted by four masquerades who flogged the pastors and the worshipers in Epinmi Akoko area of Ondo state.

Mother Of Two Nadia Buari takes a bicycle ride

The mum of two twin girls looking sensational

Whos your favourite!!!!!!!!

Check out the eye brows making headlines

 Think your eyebrows are bad? Checkout these horrible eyebrows making waves online as many wonder what they were thinking...
I don't know which is worse..I think the black girl's..See more below..

As captured in benin earlier today

Women are not supposed to be pastors? Really?

Blac Chyna shared a photo of a mystery man grabbing butt

I'm saying new man because who else would you let grab your butt like that? Still dressed in her outfit to the VMAs, Blac Chyna shared a photo of a mystery man grabbing butt. Looks like she wants us to know she's taken.

Female students found with expo in there private parts!!!!!

No fewer than six female students, one of them a final year student of the Department of Library and Information Science, Delta State University, Abraka, were last Friday caught with “expo materials” during examination.

AWESOME TONTO DIKEH'S BRIDE PAYMENT CEREMONY LAST WEEKEND

Tonto Dikeh's husband by Law, Oladunni Churchill paid her bride price traditionally on Saturday the 29th of August 2015..They got married in court earlier and will soon hold their traditional and white wedding PHOTOS BELOW>>>

Civil Servants Beg Fayose laying down

These photos were posted by the twitter handle of Ekiti state government. It shows some civil servants who were caught coming late to work by Fayose, who paid an unscheduled visit to the state secretariat, begging him to forgive them for coming late.

Check Out The Goat With 6 Legs

A goat in Muzuwerani Kwa Ndomo, Kilishi County, Kenya gave birth to a kid with two fore legs and four hind legs. This is the third delivery for the mother goat, according to the goat's owner Omar. "The goat has given birth twice before to normal twins.

Check Out What Miley Cyrus Wore On The 2015 Video Music Awards

                                             

Miley Cyrus who was the host of the 2015 Video Music Awards wore some outrageous outfits at the event. More photos  below>>>

35 princes Interested on the vacant throne of the Ooni of Ife

35 princes from the 4 ruling houses in Ile-Ife are now jostling for the vacant stool of the Ooni of Ife.
The Giesi Ruling House which claims it is its turn to produce the next traditional ruler for Ile-Ife after the demise of Oba Okunade Sijuwade at the weekend set in motion plans to present qualified persons to the king-makers.